Saturday, December 16, 2006

Words: Many, Target: Bill

Bill began to nictitate uncontrollably when the doctor told him that his recent borborygmus was caused by the ectopia of his digestive system. It turns out that his large intestines were rather exiguous and subulate.

Friday, December 15, 2006

Word: exiguous, Target: Bill

Bill has an impressive collection of exiguous "manties" from years of Jose Luis Christmas White Elephant gifts.

Thursday, December 14, 2006

Word: borborygmus, Target: Bill

Bill's borborygmus ceased after "dropping the kids off at the pool."

Wednesday, December 13, 2006

words: many, victim: Roy

Suffering severe amaurosis, Roy evaginated his ski suit to release the mephitis emanating fromunda amid profound vituperation following the creation of multiple sitzmarks.

words: many: victim: Linda

Her prominent sinciput made Linda easily recognizable when we saw her on America's Most Wanted under a sobriquet. She had performed prurient acts on her clients which explained her recent monopsony. Fortunately for us, she was a dotterel and was brought to swift justice.

word: ectopia, victim: Bill

Until Bill went to the doctor, he thought "Ectopia" was a country in Africa.